<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:arial,sans-serif">Don't forget the Imagen's</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:arial,sans-serif"><br></div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:arial,sans-serif"> Where is the paper tray?</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:arial,sans-serif"><br></div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:arial,sans-serif">in a mechanical exasperated intonation.</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:arial,sans-serif"><br></div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:arial,sans-serif">-rob</div><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:arial,sans-serif"><br></div></div><br><div class="gmail_quote"><div dir="ltr" class="gmail_attr">On Sun, Mar 24, 2024 at 4:08 AM Norman Wilson <<a href="mailto:norman@oclsc.org">norman@oclsc.org</a>> wrote:<br></div><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="margin:0px 0px 0px 0.8ex;border-left:1px solid rgb(204,204,204);padding-left:1ex">Bill Cheswick:<br>
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>The Unix room text-to-speech device used to announce:<br>
><br>
>"Ding ding ding. Please add goo. This doesn’t happen very often."<br>
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Since we're all nerds here, I feel compelled to correct this.<br>
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The actual announcement was<br>
<br>
Help! Please add goo!<br>
<br>
The suffix was applied to a different message:<br>
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Please add toner. You won't have to very often.<br>
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`Goo' was some sort of pre-mix that needed frequent topping up.<br>
Hence `you won't have to very often,' to remind you which was which.<br>
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Other messages included<br>
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Please add paper.<br>
Printer check lamp is lit. What do you want to do about it?<br>
Service check lamp is lit. You're in big trouble now!<br>
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All these messages were designed by Tom Killian, who wrote the<br>
local code that controlled the 202.<br>
<br>
Norman Wilson<br>
Toronto ON<br>
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